‘Dr Dektor’s Diagnoses’ series

(each sketch features a new patient)

*Guy is sitting in the Dr’s office, ‘I’ve experienced severe diziness and have been losing extreme amounts of weight’, ‘It sounds like a mild case of retardation.  I’ll subscribe some zoloff and a weeks worth of animal tranquilizers and you should be fine’

*Guy comes into the doctor’s office sweating, ‘Doc, I had anal sex with a girl that has hemerhoids.  Can I catch it?’, ‘There’s a good chance that you’re dick will become gangrenous and fall off in the next 4-6 weeks, but who knows’