‘Long Distance Relationship’ series

(4 or 5 parts, shown in between other sketches)

2 Guys are sitting, playing video games when one of the guy’s phone rings and he answers, ‘Hi, honey’.  He continues to play as he’s talking to her, telling her all kinds of bullshit, ‘Yeah, of course I love you...yes, I’m masturbating to you right now’

She calls 2 or 3 more times and he says the same sort of stuff, all the whilst he’s still playing video games with his roommate.

Finally, in the last ‘short’ just the one guy is playing games when she calls and says, ‘I have a huge surprise’ and she bursts into the room, ‘I have a surprise too’, just then his roommate picks his head up from his lap...he says, ‘welcome home’.