‘Da ‘oney’

A guy is sitting at the counter of a convenience store when a guy with a lisp comes up and starts asking for stuff, but he can’t understand what he wants (because of his lisp) ‘Dude, what the fuck are you saying?’ Then, he calls his friend over who was getting a slushy, ‘Dude, get over here, this goober’s speaking some strange ass language I don’t understand’.  The customer persists in asking for the same thing which sounds like ‘honey’ or funny’ or ‘oney’ and the two guys keep laughing and making cracks about what he’s trying to say...until he pulls out a gun, ‘da ‘oney!’, ‘The money, ok, we hear you’.  They give him all the money in the register and just as he’s about to turn to run out with his loot he’s met face to face with a cop with a lisp ‘Feeze!’  The robber looks back at the two guys, ‘Got ya dumb fuck’