Tuesday, February 12, 2008

‘Look Out’

A businessman is sitting on a park bench eating his lunch when a handicapped guy walks up to him, stands over him and says, ‘look out’  The guy looks up and all around, ‘For what?’.  All the handicapped guy says is ‘look out’  Then, his phone rings and as he’s talking to his wife on the phone and the handicapped guy keeps saying, ‘look out’.  Finally, he looks up, ‘I’m on the phone, can’t you see that?’, ‘Look out’, ‘Ok, what are you talking about?’, ‘I can see the future...lok out’  At that very moment a dodgeball comes out of nowhere and hits the businessman in the head and knocks him on the ground.  The handicapped guy stands over him, ‘I told you to look out’

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