*How to...tell a girl you don’t even know to lose weight; guy goes up to a random girl on the street, ‘Oh my god, you’re so beautiful, but if you were 50lbs lighter you could be a model’.
*How to...become friendly with your new neighbors; guy knocks on neighbors door and an older gentleman answers, ‘Hi there, I saw your amazingly hot daughter and I just wanted to let you know that I’m not even going to try and fuck her until we become good friends first’.
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