'Attention Blondes'

A blonde guy is walking down the street in the city and sees his friends stapling flyers to posts that read, ‘Attn blonde women: you’ve been surgically implanted by the govt.  If you’d like your chip removed come to (this address)’  The guy stops to talk to his friend, ‘So, what’s this all about?’, ‘It’s really a serious matter, all of the naturally blonde women in the country where surgically implanted with a small device in their nipple at birth’, ‘You’re fucking with me right?  This is just a ploy to see girls boobs’, ‘No way man, who would be so low?’  So, the guy asks his friend if he can come along and help out.  That afternoon, after they’re done with all the girls the guys go out for drinks, ‘Ya know, i feel like such a douchebag, I checked every girl, was so focused on helping them and didn’t find a single chip’, ‘Are you serious?  You were looking for chips?  Shit man, this was all just a ploy to see blonde’s tits.  I even managed to convince a few that they had chips in their vaginas and assholes’.